On Monday my school held a blood drive. I, of course, could not participate nor was I asked. That was a shame as I had a deadpan answer prepared--one to make Oscar Wilde blush. Discrimination and unfair, yeah, but has anyone really considered the deprivation of cookie consumption on banned donors? I am considering filing a Due Process and Equal Protection claim against the government to remedy this situation. Everyone has the right to Lorna Doone cookies and apple juice drink boxes!
