The Speech the President Should Give: "The only possible presidential speech fantasy in my wildest of daydreams, my oratorical castle in the air, is that one day, for just one measly speech, the president... would sit behind his Oval Office desk, stare into a TV camera and say: 'My fellow Americans, good evening. As if that's possible.' He continues, 'We are a divided people, but let us celebrate what we have in common. We don't all worship the same god. Some of us do not believe in a god at all. But the good news is that, thanks to me, we all now believe in the Apocalypse. You're welcome.'"
Sarah Vowell is hitting her stride. MauDo should stay on book leave just a bit longer, or someone at least give Ms. Vowell a HuffPo blog.
