The Star Maker of the Semipopular: "If ''Morning Becomes Eclectic'' had a Friendster page, its ''Favorite Music'' section would also include Massive Attack, Radiohead, Zero 7, Bjork, Moby, Air, Tom Waits, the Blue Nile, Jeff Buckley, Juana Molina, Rufus Wainwright, the Eels, Aimee Mann, My Bloody Valentine, Caetano Veloso, DJ Shadow, the Trash Can Sinatras and Petra Haden."
To market to younger readers, all newspaper articles should include a Friendster analogy. For instance, if Iran had a Friendster page, its "Hobbies and Interests" section would include "nuclear power, global influence, avoiding invasion from USA j/k". Maybe.
