Americans look to Jesus for diet: "Five loaves, two fish and a goblet of red wine could be on the menu for Americans if a new diet takes off. Don Colbert, a Florida doctor, believes asking yourself 'What would Jesus eat?' is the best way to stay fit, slim and trim."
Blah, blah. The sucker punch comes when the article points out that Jesus did not eat pork pies, nor would they be allowed under the Jesus diet.
