Advice for Recent Arrivals, Dos & Don'ts & More Don'ts for Gay Boy Refugees, by Nate Lippens (06/24/04): "So you made it out of that backwater town in one piece. Now comes the hard part--acclimating to a new place and living an openly gay life. Soon enough you will discover which bars cater to your distorted physical ideals, that meth is very bad, and that a deep tan is ugly and pre-cancerous--but what about the other stuff? Here's a cheat sheet to save you some time and trouble..."
