Risking life and limb, Brian had his first driving lesson yesterday. His twenty-something years of being an expert passenger must have given him some special insight into operating an vehicle. He did a good job on his right turns, a good job on his left turns, and a pretty good job on parking. We also ventured out of the empty parking lot and onto a real road with actual moving cars and pedestrians! My knuckles barely turned white as I gripped the emergency break with all my might. Fortunately, Brian's time of playing the Italian Job and Burnout did not give him the idea that cars easily smash up and get set back on the road without dings and injury by some omnipresent force. Is it a god? Is it that Allstate motto? No, no, it's just a reset button.