A package with mysterious contents for Brian and I should arrive at my office this afternoon. The UPS man left a delivery attempt notice on the apartment door on Tuesday and again on Wednesday (package requires a signature). Odd part #1: Friends and family members know to send packages to our offices. Odd part #2: Neither of us know what is in the package nor recall ordering anything via UPS. Odd part #3: The sender is, according to UPS, either one "Archie McPhee" or "accoutrements". The first sounds like the name of a spammer while the second is unpronounceable to UPS phone operators. A little research led us to this novelty store, but that doesn't clear up the mystery at all. Anyone care to take a guess?