My neck is apparently broken since I can not turn it to the right at all after waking up yesterday. As a left-handed person, this should not bother me too much but the rest of the world has this thing about the right side. Various people have give me various reasons why this happened.
1) "You were hanging from a chandelier after a wild party." (No, I watched Gilmore Girls on Tuesday night and ate macaroni and cheese).
2) "You slept curled up on your side." (Likely--I do sleep on my right side).
3) "A gigantic ball of bad energy is lodged in the muscle." (Goodness, of course that's true, I know that. The only way anyone can get through a day in New York City is with a ball of bad energy lodged somewhere in their body).
Also, take some advice here, don't rub Ben-Gay on your shoulder and then rub your eye. The eye will burn and fall out. Yes, it's true!
